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26 Reasons You Should Never Visit Ireland

Posted on Dec 15, 2015 by Rupert Shanks

Soaring peaks, crashing coastlines, shimmering valleys and unique landscapes.

Blah de blah de blah. We’ve heard all the reasons why people want to visit Ireland and we just can’t quite get our heads round it.

I mean we’ve been taking pictures of our favourite Irish places for years and the evidence is just too strong!

1. It’s a poky wee place with no dramatic scenery.

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The Cliffs of Moher at night, County Clare, Wild Atlantic Way, West Ireland.

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2. The places to stay have no character.

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Ballynahinch Castle, County Galway

3. They’re all basically cheap motels, such a shame.

The Park Hotel, Kenmare, County Kerry

The Park Hotel Kenmare, County Kerry. South-West Ireland.

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4. It’s bleak and grey, all the time.

Dunmore Head, Blasket Islands, Wild Atlantic Way

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5. The hills are all boring and flat.

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Ireland’s highest peak Carrantuohill, County Kerry

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6. Everything’s just a bit…drab.
Eagles Nest, The Long Range, Upper Lakes, Killarney National Park, Co. Kerry

Eagles Nest, The Long Range, Upper Lakes, Killarney National Park, Co. Kerry

7. The towns themselves are all modern and ugly.

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Clifden, County Galway

8. There are no nice beaches.

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Dog’s Bay, Galway

9. In fact, the coastline is just awful.

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Fanore, County Clare

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10. There are no scenic coastal routes to speak of.

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Dingle Peninsula, Wild Atlantic Way, County Kerry

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11. The roads are all blocked with traffic and pollution.

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Road cycling on the Ring of Kerry coast road

12. It’s a quiet, culture-less place.

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Live music in Westport

13. With no sense of tradition.

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Killary Sheep Farm, Connemara, County Galway

14. Everything is just so new and tacky.

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Ballycarbery castle, County Kerry

15. There’s really very little to do and nowhere to explore.

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Croagh Patrick and Clew Bay, County Mayo

16. Anyway, it’s always raining so there’s no point going outdoors.

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Clare Island, Clew Bay, County Mayo

17. Definitely no reason to go for a walk there. Such a pity.

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Glendalough, County Wicklow

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18. Did I mention the completely underwhelming landscape? Literally no photo ops anywhere!

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Delphi Valley, Connemara, County Galway

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19. It’s all so claustrophobic with no sense of space.

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Lough Hyne, County Cork

20.Everything is just a bit lifeless.

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Lough Hyne forest

21. The locals are so uptight!

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Clifden beach road

22. The islands are all flat and dreary.

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The Skellig Isles, County Kerry

23. Heaven knows why they filmed Star Wars: the Force Awakens here.

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Skellig Michael, County Kerry

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24. Shame there’s no wildlife either, they must have left for somewhere nicer.

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Gannet fishing, Kerry coast

25. Who can blame them I suppose.

Humpback whales, West Cork

Humpback whales, West Cork

26. The food is all stale, grey and pre-packaged.

Fresh seafood platter for two, Dublin.

Seafood platter, Dublin

So as you can see, we really don’t understand what all the fuss is about.

Wait, you do want to visit Ireland after all? That’s great!

Check out our hiking trips through Ireland’s spectacularly green landscapes and our unforgettable biking adventures! Explore our exciting new Family trips or our self drives for those looking for a little more independence. 

Discover Ireland with us!

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Rupert Shanks

After a spell in the corporate world in London Rupert decided to find a more rewarding way of life involving a closer connection to the outdoors and to his camera! Rupert produces a lot of the photography and video for Wilderness Ireland and works within the Marketing team.

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