26 Reasons You Should Never Visit Ireland
Posted on Dec 15, 2015 by Rupert Shanks
Soaring peaks, crashing coastlines, shimmering valleys and unique landscapes.
Blah de blah de blah. We’ve heard all the reasons why people want to visit Ireland and we just can’t quite get our heads round it.
I mean we’ve been taking pictures of our favourite Irish places for years and the evidence is just too strong!
1. It’s a poky wee place with no dramatic scenery.
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2. The places to stay have no character.
3. They’re all basically cheap motels, such a shame.
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4. It’s bleak and grey, all the time.
5. The hills are all boring and flat.
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6. Everything’s just a bit…drab.
7. The towns themselves are all modern and ugly.
8. There are no nice beaches.
9. In fact, the coastline is just awful.
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10. There are no scenic coastal routes to speak of.
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11. The roads are all blocked with traffic and pollution.
12. It’s a quiet, culture-less place.
13. With no sense of tradition.
14. Everything is just so new and tacky.
15. There’s really very little to do and nowhere to explore.
16. Anyway, it’s always raining so there’s no point going outdoors.
17. Definitely no reason to go for a walk there. Such a pity.
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18. Did I mention the completely underwhelming landscape? Literally no photo ops anywhere!
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19. It’s all so claustrophobic with no sense of space.
20.Everything is just a bit lifeless.
21. The locals are so uptight!
22. The islands are all flat and dreary.
23. Heaven knows why they filmed Star Wars: the Force Awakens here.
24. Shame there’s no wildlife either, they must have left for somewhere nicer.
25. Who can blame them I suppose.
26. The food is all stale, grey and pre-packaged.
So as you can see, we really don’t understand what all the fuss is about.
Wait, you do want to visit Ireland after all? That’s great!
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